To hover an inch or so above the toilet when taking a crap. Either because the toilet is disgusting. Or poor weather conditions.
Being -10 degrees outside, I didnt want my ass to freeze so I took a hovercrap. Someone shit all over the seat, so i had to take a hovercrap
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